| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Whats an octopuses favourite latin saying?Squid pro quo!... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Turtle to turtle: "Dont ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What did the baby dolphin do when he didnt get his way? He whale-d... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, Whats a tiger ? A stri-ped !... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a r... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| When is a lion not a lion ? When he turns into his cage !... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| One goldfish to his tankmate: "If theres no God, who changes the water?"... more
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