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| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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